So i just woke up at 3 am - usually i'd just be getting to bed by now.. but I was really sick yesterday... fever, headache, couldnt fucking see striaght - the works - so I went to bed @ like 9am.
Well, anyways, I woke up to my girlfriends cat meowing its ass off - and figured well since I'm up I'll get a drink of water. Well - first point of alarm is there's no warm body spooning beside me @ 3 in the morning - wtf. Where is my girlfriend??? No matter she must be having one playing insomniac in the living room trying to let me sleep.
No girlfriend in the living room. Grab a drink of water, walk towards the front door of my apartment, quickly scanning my office. No girlfriend still. I get to the front door - my car keys - definitely not hanging on the cute little hook thing we nailed up near the door so that I wouldn't lose them.
I open the front door and eye my parking spot... hmmm - no car. Come to think of it... i vaguely remember in a haze of fevered groggyness my girlfriend coming in my room sometime last night, (i was kind of annoyed because she turned the room light on) and grabbed some clothes from the walk in closet - I kind of remember the pain to my ears as I had to listen to her telling her cat to STFU because it had followed her in my room, AGAIN WITH THE MEOWING.... but in my stupor I had figured she was changing OUT OF whatever she was wearing yesterday.
Anyhow - I called her - it rang and went to voicemail. I texted her.. "where are you??" and no reply. I tried logging into her laptop she left on my coffeetable - and was greeted with a new password hint: "dont even fucking waste your time guessing".
The cat is still sitting here meowing at me. Upon coming back to my office - i noticed there's $20 bucks missing from my wallet.
I quit smoking right about a month ago - the week before we moved in together. I could really use a smoke right now.
OK. You guys know how it all looks. At this point I'm tempted to turn her cat into a permanent outdoor cat
(aka it'll run away and I'll never see it again)
(smash her $3000 acoustic guitar like a rockstar (I have always wanted to do that.. not necessarily to her guitar but..)
IDK. the cat still won't stop meowing - almost as if she too is in on this whole fucking thing and is taunting me...
WTF do I do now.
we've been dating 2 months. moved in together a month ago.
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